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697 plays 25/05/12 3:34 PM iPhone Voice Memos

notestomyfuturegirlfriend:

Dear Future Girlfriend*

I can’t wait until I get to wake up every morning and cuddle you before you go to work.

I can’t wait until I get to kiss you anytime I want.

I can’t wait until I get to hold your hand and just show you off to the world.

I can’t wait until I get to touch you inappropriately when you’re busy doing something, like washing the dishes (lol).

I can’t wait until I get to fall asleep next to you and wake up in the middle of night knowing that you are there.

I can’t wait until I get to call you my wife, and someday be legally recognised as your partner.

I can’t wait until I get to run my hands through your hair and give you sexy massages after a hard day at work.

I can’t wait until I get to surprise you regularly with cute lingerie and just tease you with my body.

I can’t wait until I can just be with you, permanently.

I love you.

Love,

Me

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