Dear Future Girlfriend*
I can’t wait until I get to wake up every morning and cuddle you before you go to work.
I can’t wait until I get to kiss you anytime I want.
I can’t wait until I get to hold your hand and just show you off to the world.
I can’t wait until I get to touch you inappropriately when you’re busy doing something, like washing the dishes (lol).
I can’t wait until I get to fall asleep next to you and wake up in the middle of night knowing that you are there.
I can’t wait until I get to call you my wife, and someday be legally recognised as your partner.
I can’t wait until I get to run my hands through your hair and give you sexy massages after a hard day at work.
I can’t wait until I get to surprise you regularly with cute lingerie and just tease you with my body.
I can’t wait until I can just be with you, permanently.
I love you.
Love,
Me
dark humour isn’t everybody’s cup of liquidized dead baby
(Source: tugged)





